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Feb. 8th, 2007 @ 10:35 pm Easy Money
I think so.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Life-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ110078904033QQihZ001QQcate
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Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 03:33 pm Hey Matt Baker
Remember Sammy? He got busted. Like ouch... for an innocent bit of fun.

http://www.scmagazine.com.au/news/45262,myspace-superworm-creator-sentenced-to-probation-community-service.aspx
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Jan. 1st, 2007 @ 07:34 pm Best of December (sorta?)
The Best of December

~~The greatest things of December.~~



So here's the first installment of my greatest things blogs. I bring you the greatest pictures websites games movies jokes and audio clips I have witnessed this month. There is no limit to how much, it's just what I find amusing in any way shape or form. Note: This is being established later this month. Today is the 24th, but I will be attempting to include all my findings of this month.



First off is a very addicting and fun game, I call it bunny bell wtf. You should give it a whirl.



http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm



Here's an assortment of youtube video's



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs&NR



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHzqMa9hZew



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSbLpQEZP1Y&eurl=



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3974466981713172831&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en ß----- MIND BLOWING



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO41GWNePDI&mode=related&search= ß-- NEVER FORGET THIS



THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZHaV_oHhrg&mode=related&search=



and moving on…



http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/



I know you gotta D/L this one but its worth it trust me…



http://files.filefront.com/hobssmp3/;6317038;;/fileinfo.html



Then theres this one… I dunno exactly what the creator was thinking



http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf



Another game…



http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html



Older I know but not everyone has seen it.



Absurdism here?

http://youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=zCwKSb36Z8Y



The actual music video to that song which is equally as absurd



http://youtube.com/watch?v=KepPoUEm7SI&mode=related&search=



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Interesting Questions.



-->[endif]-->If I put a land mine in your country is it still mine or is it your??

-->[endif]-->Is the universe infinite or finite?





And if you havn't seen it….



http://catsinurstuffdoingthings.ytmnd.com/





So that was all one days gathering… as we continue I find



http://www1.americangreetings.com/display.pd?Searchstr=three%20wise%20camels&path=31871&bfrom=1&prodnum=3094053&st=t







MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 12/29/06

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/



More youtube? These posted before the release of my masterpiece.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=xGZaCnfNgLE

Donald pwns Rosie?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifbqpgnIsGU&NR

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5bPMwAHdJCg

The whole animator vs. animation collection. A MUST SEE



Xiao Xiao (this is old but it started the creation of stick fighting movies. This is the best of the Xiao Xiao videos)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fight3.php



And I dunno what the fuck happened with this but its funny. And has interesting… facts?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4



So in conclusion this is just some of the fun stuff I found during December. Starting it on the 24th hurt the amount I have but theres a good hour plus of entertainment here I think. January should be a bit more fun. If you enjoy this page, put a bulletin on it and let people know its here =)
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Dec. 1st, 2006 @ 04:01 pm I realized
I havn't updated in a while.
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Oct. 19th, 2006 @ 11:35 pm A 10 page paper
Wow this sucks... fuck the play... why didn't I ask for an extension?
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Oct. 12th, 2006 @ 07:41 pm I love
Having a phone that plays music.
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Oct. 7th, 2006 @ 07:12 pm People shouldn't
Lie to their friends.
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Oct. 4th, 2006 @ 08:42 am HELLA ESCAPADE!
So where to start. First Kelsey and I rushed out to the dollar tree where I purchased A) a big 32 oz glass bottle of root beer that slightly resembles a 40 and B) a Green monkey which matches a yellow one that Kelsey got.

My monkey is Bongo, hers Congo.

Then as we left I realized my keys were gone, so we went in to get them and searched with the help oft eh security guard for like 5 minutes. THEN kelsey spots them around this young girls neck. The girl confesses how she found them in the toy aisle and she wanted to buy them. It was really sad cause the girl was so cute, but the day when you can purchase a house for a dollar is never going to happen.

We almost got into an accident, got hella confused trying to find Fred Meyers and ultimately did like 3 circles and wasted probably a gallon of gas cause every time we thought we had it we would be turning into a dead end or there would be a divider in broadway where we were trying to cross.

So we managed to make it to Fred Meyers, and we walked around, found the book section which was pretty interesting. We found books about cat investigators, a book labeled as a historical romance, which was rather intriguing because the plot was about gorgeous beautiful women that could morph into none other then DRAGONS. Historical...? WTF?!??!?!?

oh and a hat for a fishing bait company titled: BITE ME

From there kelsey layed down on some bed and I walked down a random aisle glancing at various pillows. Kelsey heard him first, rush past her muttering to himself "i am gonna get that kid", then sure enough he spots me.

"HEY YOU KID!"
"Yea?"
"Is that a liquor bottle?"
I glance down at the root beer bottle in my hand.
"Oh no sir this is Root Beer." i show him the label.
"Oh well, umm, you migt wanna better expose the label because I had a bunch of people come up and comment theresa kid running around with a 40."
"Oh for sure, sorry I caused you trouble"
"Oh no worries man no worries, you are ok I just, had to make sure you know, but your fine, just fine" He like freaked out and felt bad I think. bad and stupid.

Then we almost busted up kelseys car going over a pump on 28th and salmon, we found out I can run an even 20 miles per hour, and We got stuck for like 15 minutes at a random intersection with construction going on.

CRAZY night.
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Oct. 2nd, 2006 @ 08:24 am Cybering to the max!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me !*%!!, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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Sep. 29th, 2006 @ 08:33 pm Quote
FUCK FUCK FUCK

thats your inspirational quote for the day.
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Sep. 21st, 2006 @ 06:12 pm Quote
"Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent."
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Sep. 21st, 2006 @ 09:01 am One Acts
Are gonna suck ass. From what I see now. My cast is lame, my one act is lame, all the directors seem to have similar thoughts respectively concerning their fuck up casts and their fucked up one acts. Cast list posted tomorrow which will fucking suck.

I am gonna go watch "Blade". Whats that? Do I hear the collective people of the United States telling me "BUT THATS A GOOD MOVIE YOU CANT WATCH THAT ITS SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE!" Allow me to refer you to my "STFU" section. Thanks goodbye.

that was a joke btw. It is mimicing Constrictor1212's post on the subject of one acts.
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Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 09:46 pm Quote from Atlas Shrugged
He thought of all living species that train their young in the art of survival, the cats who teach their kittens to hunt, the birds who spend such strident effort on teaching their fledglings to fly - yet man, who's tool of survival is the mind, does not merely fail to teach a child to think, but devotes the childs education to the purpose of destroying his brain, of convincing him that thought is futile and evil, before he has started to think.
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Aug. 12th, 2006 @ 08:32 pm A little vent
There's two things in life that drive me absolutely crazy. First it drives me crazy when people just accept the way things are even if they don't like it. It's one thing if you accept it and you are aware of it and are happy with your decision, but if something is causing you a lot of problems don't just fucking submit to it!

Secondly if you have something you don't understand you better be doing everything in your fucking power to understand it. I am not talking about math or something but if something in life contradicts itself then you are confused. Contradictions DO NOT exist. And in my opinion its you obligation to yourself to search for the truth in the contradiction.

yes. That's me bitching.
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Aug. 8th, 2006 @ 06:49 pm he's pissed
Grant is pissed so no more grant day quotes. Sorry guys he seemed to think people would think less of him if they saw those quotes. I tried to tell him they were funny, and because taken out of context just wierd and everyone knew they reflected none of his actual personality, but it was futile.

In an effort to remedy my situation with grant is is deleted.
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Aug. 8th, 2006 @ 05:28 pm EVEN MORE
GRANT DAY MASTERPIECES!
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Aug. 7th, 2006 @ 06:11 pm grant
More added to the grant day quotes
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Jul. 31st, 2006 @ 01:04 pm Damnit
A frienship is something that no one should ever consider passing up. Friends are more important then anything right?

But what about when theres a friend who wants to be friends with you, but its just to painful to be their friend. Painful in the fact they mean more to you then anyone ever has in your whole life, but you just can't handle the torture of talking to them sometimes.

The friend you want nothing more then to comfort and hold in your arms, but at the same time your heart bleeds when they laugh and smile.

Where do you find the courage to hold up your end of the bargain, where do find the courage to remain friends with which holds you together, and completes you so perfectly, who can exercise the deepest of your emotions.

And worst of all, what if you made the promise to be friends with them forever, no matter what, but you can't, and your failure to deliver on that promise strikes against your most passionate desires as a person, and your happiness cannot be concieved without the power to maintain the friend that tortures you.

What happens when what you want more then anything in the world is beyond your reach, impossible to obtain, and reason has slipped away from your mind. Is that the ultimate defeat?
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Jul. 16th, 2006 @ 11:11 am This is a plea
Charli Ann PLEASE pick up a good book or like 20... a video game... some porn... a hobby... build something... invest in stocks I DUNNO!!! But stop spending your whole summer posting on livejournal as many as 3 or 4 times a day!
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